Windsor Ramblers Association.
Nothing to do with walking. It's for people who say things like....... well the postman said " you're dog bit me " " So I said " He can't have done, he only bites the milkman and anyway......I said to the Pope why isnt a nice man like you married but they carried him off in a chair so I suppose that's why and anyway I went to Tescos but they hadnt got any rice so I had to get jam and then .....and then she told me how big it was,and he's no better than he should be and I said if God had meant us to do gymnastics he would have made it easier to spell and so.........I was on the bus and she said that man is the Archbishop of Canterbury and I said " no" .so she said " I will go and ask" and. she came back and I said " was it?" and she said " dont know.all he said was go and boil your head you stupid woman................" and anyway

Windsor Shakespeare Was A Good Bloke so Lets Do his Plays Society is auditioning for parts in the play Titus Andronicus and not, due to a misheard telephone message "Tight as Anne Drewer's knickers," as announced in our last issue. We apologise to Mrs Drawers for the mistake.
Windsor Canoe Club News. Members are forbidden to carry any form of artificial heating in their canoes. One member recently tried to warm the inside of the vessel by carrying an oilstove in it. He was badly burnt when a wave tipped it over. He tried to have his kayak and heat it.

Windsor Anarchists Policy Statement

LOST
Rabbit. Answers to name Engelbert Humperdinck
Contact Mrs Humperdinck
21 Bridgewater Terrace
Windsor

FOUND
Rabbit. Doesn't answer at all.
Contact Mrs Missus
30 Bridgewater Terrace
Windsor.
If out ask next door at Mrs Humperdinck's